How to Care for a baby in Eight Easy Steps:
1. If the baby is crying, lick it.
2. If the baby is choking, lick it.
3. If the baby is wet, lick it.
4. If the baby is dirty, lick it.
5. If the baby needs a diaper change, smell it, then lick it.
6. If the baby is hungry, nurse it, then lick it.
7. If the baby is happy, lick it.
8. If the baby has just been bathed, lick it.
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